the open window

justanotherastrologyblog:

Aries: I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Taurus: As you wish.

Gemini: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Cancer: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Leo: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Virgo: I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.

Libra: There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

Scorpio: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.

Sagittarius: Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

Capricorn: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Aquarius: I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more.

Pisces: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam..

darlingdarcylewis:

• “As you wish”
• “Inconceivable!”
• “My Name is ___ You killed my father, prepare to die!”
• “Get used to disappointment”
• “Stop saying that!”
• “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then I accept!”
• “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.”
• “Oh you mean this gate key!”
• “We’ll never survive”
• “Nonsense! you’re only saying that because no one ever has!”
• “Have fun storming da castle!”
• “It’ll take a miracle”
• “You’ve made your decision then?”
• “You’re just stalling now”
• “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…”
• “Fuss, fuss I think he likes to scream at us”
• “You have a great gift for Rhyme”
• “That's Very comforting, but i’m afraid you’ll just have to wait”
• “I promise I will not kill you, until you reach the top.”
• “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
• “Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
• “Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.”
• “I’m not a witch, i’m your wife! and after what you just said I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!”
• “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to damage yours.”
• “I’ve seen worse”
• “Hear this now: I will always come for you”
• “This is True love, you think this happens every day?”
• “We are men of action, lies do not become us.”
• “You’ve been mostly dead all day”
• “Go away or I’ll call the Brute squad!”
• “I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
• “I told you I would always come for you, why didn’t you wait for me?”
• “Well…you were dead.”
• “Death cannot prevent love, it can only delay it for a while”
  
• “I will never doubt again”
  
• “There will never be a need”
• “Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…”
• “Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
• “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
• “Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!”
• “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can’t have you follow me either…”
• “Please understand, I hold you in the highest respects”
• “You’re the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it”
• “Tsk, tsk. That’s hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?”
• “You killed my love”
• “Possible, I kill a lot of people.”
• “I want my father back you son of a bitch!”
• “You rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles!”
•  "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.“ *gets attacked by a ROUS*
• “You’re trying to kidnap what i’ve rightfully stolen.”
• “DEATH FIRST!”
• “Then there will be no one to hear you scream”
• “Move? you’re alive. if you’d like I can fly.”
• “Humilations galore!”
• “I donna suppose you could speed things up?”